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. and comedian hannibal buress. >> jimmy: we just met the michael jordan of belly flopping. there's nothing funnier than a flat guy slapping his >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jason bateman. from the cincinnati bengals, dhani jones. the sixth annual belly flop competition. and comedian hannibal buress. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, not only that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the program. thank you for watching. thank you for attending. it's summer here in los angeles. lindsay lohan already has a deep brown ankle monitoring device tan line. it's beautiful. i know a lot of people are visiting. here's something funny to do. you should absolutely visit the beach if you are here in l.a. act like you are digging for sand crabs and pull out a kitten. kids go crazy. they really do. it gets very, very hot here in l.a. right now, it's a scorching 68 degrees. so, we thought it would be fun to give pedestrians a chance to cool off. this is something we do every
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? >> so much. can i have a triple segmenento tell you? >> dicky: dhani jones. and comedian hannibal buress. >> jimmy: we just met the michael jordan of belly flopping. michael jordan of belly floppin[ male announcer ] nature is unique... ...authentic... ...pure... and also delicious. ♪ like nature valley. granola bars made with crunchy oats and pure honey. because natural is not only good, it also tastes good. nature valley -- 100% natural. 100% delicious. empty nest, new kitchen, new us? nature valley -- 100% natural. who are we? chic, modern, daring dinner-party hosts. that sounds dangerous, maybe we're more the tradiotional sunday brunch set? i'll expect slippers and a cocktail to be ready when i get home from work. point taken. how about... peaceful, quiet cottage in the country folk? now that's us. save up to 20% on every kitchen style, now until august 21st at ikea, the life improvement store. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jason bateman. from the cincinnati bengals, dhani jones. the sixth annual belly flop competition. and comedian hannibal buress.
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and hanging down over my eye, it was a very hannibal elector kind of moment. >> he lost half of his blood but koontz said he never felt any pain. >> if you are going to nearly die and i was told i should have died in the hospital if you have got to nearly die that's the way to do it. no pain, no fear, and a very quick recovery. .. and the author of 100 books says, it has given him many ideas for more. >> do you see an end point to this? >> i don't think writers who love what they do retire until they fall dead on the keyboard, i nearly did, but it still hasn't stopped me. >> osgood: ahead, going sure, pulling the mold, mildew, and grime from out of the porous caverns of grout takes the right tools, but it also takes a gentle, caring touch. before you can deep clean, you learn to get a feel for its trouble spots. and hey, if you can't listen to grout, you can't truly know its wants...its needs...its dreams. ♪call 1-800-steemer. >> osgood: few creatures scare people more than bats, for good reason it turns out. barry peterson has the cold, hard facts. >> the evening in austin, texas, wher